After two full weeks, we return with chocolate Jeebus eggs! And no, we won’t share! Will the Han Solo movie feature Chewy’s Backstory? Dani Mo loves the Batfleck, but will the Suicide Squad’s Joker be the old Robin? Domino’s delivery robots in the outback don’t need lame-ass e-fuel, but they do need gratuities for robo-rent. Dead 7 from SyFy features dreamy old boy-band stars fighting zombies in a little town ala the Magnificent Seven (which is probably just as terrible as it sounds).
Who cares about Lady Liadrin’s Hearthstone hero? Nobody, that’s who. So why not talk about Fallout’s Automatron DLC and their open-beta Survival Update?! Turok is revived on the Xbox 1. The Tick finds a new loveably-heroic chin in Peter Serafinowicz. Microsoft kills Fable and takes Lionhead Studios with it! Then they poison the internet even more with their assumingly innocent @TayandYou artificial intelligence. Why does Hitler hate golf? Because he always finishes in the bunker.
In science news, the National Environment Research Council asks the internet to name their new polar research vessel, and the internet waffles between a living memory and comedy, and we circle back to Australia for oceanic buoys that reclaim kinetic wave energy and converts it to electricity and/or desalination of water for domestic use!
Laugh, clown! Laugh!
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(Intro uses the “Black Vortex” track by Kevin Macleod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0. Outtro: “Stop Talking About Comics (Or I’ll Kill You)” track by Ookla the Mok, Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International.)