Prepare yourselves for a battle of epic proportions between two titans! Feast upon their voices and revel in their words. This is Dueling Ogres! A no-holds-barred podcast about anything under the sun that could be discussed by two nerds (Brandon and Remington) with too much time on their hands! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll troll them for cookies. They probably won't make you any, though.

Brandon - or Maultavius, as he's known in the Secret Order of the Ancient Magicks - is a 73rd class wizard with a penchant for the schools of Conjuration and Transmutation. His best works are illustrated wherever you see something truly unsettling and out of place on the Material Plane.

He likes long walks off of short piers (usually tricking some lust-ridden damsel to her watery demise while he surreptitiously activates his ring of water walking), and drinking copious amounts of coffee out of his most favoritest kitty mug (may it rest in peace). When he's not showboating his arcane prowess, he spends an inordinate amount of time cataloging and researching tirelessly for each and every episode of Dueling Ogres. Really. No, he really does. I promise.

The gentle sasquatch, known colloquially as "Remington," has been kicking around the rolling hills of West Virginia for hundreds of years. It is uncertain where he came from or where he will eventually end up, but for the time being you can usually find him hunkered behind any restaurant dumpster searching for half-eaten cheeseburgers while humming "What if God was One of Us?"

While he's not reminiscing fondly over his ill-gotten acorn collection, you can also catch him pretending to know anything at all about audio while trying to produce this train wreck they call a podcast in his "studio," which is nothing more than an multidimensional pocket shimmed between the fabric of space-time. That's where sasquatches live, you know.

I write about the most important nerd things - like Doctor Who, Green Arrow, Supernatural, Outlander, Marvel everything, and anything Always Keep Fighting related.

Kirk Greenfield is the co-host of the "Imperius Rex: Confessions of a Serial Surface Invader" podcast with his daughter Wren. They have completed almost a dozen installments of the series which looks at the silver age adventures of Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner in Tales to Astonish (1965-68). In real life, Kirk is a local television weatherman and father of two college-aged students who live at home with his wife and two cats. You can find Imperius Rex Podcast on mediafire, or by looking up Wren’s Tumblr account under SerialSurfaceInvaders@Tumblr.com. Links will be provided to each of the episodes and a string of semi-silly Namor material there. Questions can be sent to us at SerialSurfaceInvaders@gmail.com

Terry W. Ervin II is an English teacher who enjoys writing fantasy and science fiction. Beyond his new release, Thunder Wells, his Crax War Chronicles (science fiction) includes Relic Tech and Relic Hunted, and his First Civilization’s Legacy Series (fantasy) includes Flank Hawk, Blood Sword and Soul Forge. His short story collection, Genre Shotgun, contains all of his stories previously published in magazines, ezines and anthologies.

When Terry isn’t writing or enjoying time with his wife and daughters, he can be found in his basement raising turtles.

To contact Terry, or to learn more about his writing endeavors, visit his website at www.ervin-author.com and his blog, Up Around the Corner.

I was a rising star heading down geek avenue when sleep overtook studying and i barely kept any nerd cred, mostly just lingering pixie dust and faezress from an earlier age